WakeUpSheeple
10-30-2008, 10:05 AM
http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/1268/originalce7630dhx1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
To be fair, he probably did try to edit it. The wite-out is probably still on his computer monitor screen.
howdy ya'll
10-30-2008, 10:12 AM
Ya, that is funny, but obviously a fake. But still funny.
Patriotic Texan
10-30-2008, 10:34 AM
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/images/Obama_Logo_MickeyMouse_160.gif
Patriotic Texan
10-30-2008, 10:40 AM
I'm Having an Obamagasm!
By WakeUpsheeple
The Fierce Urgency of Now!
Oh My Lenin, I am in such splendid agony! Oh, I can scarcely bear it a moment longer! Oh, how can this devilishly handsome man, with his mysteriously dark eyes, his handsomely sculpted features, and his strong, hard muscled body seemingly hammered from glistening solid bronze, arouse me to such a tidal wave of pleasure and ecstasy that seems never to reach the shore, but only peaks higher and higher, until I don’t know how I can stand one more stroke of his incredible tongue against my every sense! Oh, the magic that rolls off it with every exquisite word he speaks!
The pain of unrequited desire trickles up my leg, when pleasure should be trickling down. O where are you, sweet passionate release? Talk to me some more, Barack! I am burning with the fierce urgency of now! Now! NOW! Right here—HERE! Yes, here—OH! OHHH! AHHH!
Awesome, awesome, awesome!
Ohh, Barack! Your thrusts of oratory pound deeper than my observations.
Oh Barack, I love you so! You could sing nursery rhymes, yea, even read aloud from the phone book, and I will crawl after you wherever you go, just so I can ride those sweet waves of ecstasy that wash over me and drown me in ecstasy every time you open your mouth, and do that wonderful thing with your magic tongue that leaves me senseless and sated . . . and yet . . . always wanting more!
Oh, I'm heaving--I mean oh, my heaving bosom!
Anyone have a cigarette?